Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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2 women were sitting quietly

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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