What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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Get in the car.

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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