- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Sarah Palin

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

What'sucks and white Jackson

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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