What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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Women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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Snausages.

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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