i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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i like turtals and kids

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Error 37.

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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