A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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GINGER PEOPLE

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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