Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Snarf Nuggets

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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