- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

i'm funny

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Your mom is fat

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

You're Adopted.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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