Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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Bloody kids ...

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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Anti Joke

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