- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

where wally? wallys a myth.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

for keeps?

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

salad days!

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Error 37.

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

Knock knock Come in

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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