Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Alex Eggbert

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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oooh look a banshee

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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ginger

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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