- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

Badgers are cool

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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