Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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A: B: No pun intended.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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