A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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mark is mark

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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whats 2+2? 4

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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