My tractor broke down.

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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