- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

whats black? a black man

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

You read the Terms of Service.

this is not a joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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