What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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