What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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