If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Spell: “This word”

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

IU football

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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