- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

I like pom

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the man die? He got shot!

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

your mother hates you

You smell like shit

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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