- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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