- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

So a seal walks into a club..

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

Your social life

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Hearpin my durp

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

Women's rights.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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