- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

I was so fat I went on a diet

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