Robin get in the Batmobile.

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thermodynamics?

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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whoa there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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