YOLO.

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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Lets go Yankees

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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Womens Rights.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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