- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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