What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Dogs

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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