- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

a man walked into a bar ouch

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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