what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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wood cant chuck wood

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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