- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

I have a crush on my dad.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

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