- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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