- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

A man made a sandwich.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

Keep up the fun Nero!

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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