- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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