3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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Iggy Azalea

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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eloise dey.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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