how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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Fiats

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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rose are red violets should be purple

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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rebecca is a hard worker

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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