So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

Knock Knock Yes?

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

Oh, I must be hearing things.

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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