Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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Chinese drivers.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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