A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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how do you confuse a blond?

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you just contradicted yourself.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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You smell like shit

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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what do u call a black person by his name

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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You are Nerochan right?

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The Game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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