Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Zach Barlow

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Thanks

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