How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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feces

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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Yo mamas so fat

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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