- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

pickle juice?

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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