What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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I enjoy anal.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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Jersey Shore

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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I'm gay. No homo.

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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See now that is confident and down to earth, reasonable, and all the etc etc`s, so what would you like me to fill them in with? Joking aside, you are smart, funny, you take a beating (sorry that`s today`s new low point, I have never hit a woman and never will, sure I punched down the GigaLesb when she lifted me up and my spine started making cracking noises, but that does not technically count as a woman). You are sweet, you are cute, you are funny, you are hot hot hot (hattrick see?), and yeah yeah if you want me to prove to people here that we know each other, sure, I met you once like 15 years ago? You kinda adored me, I could not take my eyes of yours (oh yeah, you got adorable eyes sure), and... You got huge breasts (Tits are more like those hanging you know what I mean) Sigh sometimes a boy wonders what he is doing with his life, he falls for the strangest girls... ...AND THEN SAID BOY FINDS HIMSELF BROKEN IN TWINE BY ME!

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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