What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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Hi my name is Jim

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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