- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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