What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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