A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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