What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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Samantha

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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