Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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