What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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Ham sandwich

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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