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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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