what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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