What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

An boy with ADHD walks into a

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

colby doesnt shave

"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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