What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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