Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Your social life.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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What's the difference between a duck

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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