- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

Obama

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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