yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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pineapples

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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