- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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