Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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