- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

whats 2+2? 4

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