Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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wanna here an anti joke scroll down

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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fack me in the ace! CC

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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