what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

bitches be crafty.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

fack me in the ace! CC

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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