- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

I'm banging your sister.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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