Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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What is 2+2? 4!

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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Hi? No!!!!!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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Lil Wayne

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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