What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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for keeps?

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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