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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

what do u call a black man a black man

Girls

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

This is an anti-joke.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

The 13th Amendment...

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

Vagina ass.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

do you want to hear a joke?

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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