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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

Why did John stay home from school? He died.